Monday, July 21, 2014

Review: Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures by Robyn Peterman

Title: Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures (Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters #1.5)
Author: Robyn Peterman
Source: Amazon Freebie
Length: Novella
Release Date: May 22, 2013
Reviewed by: Jasmyn

Rating - 4
Sexual - 5

** Special Note from Author Robyn Peterman ** This is a spoof. A profane romance
spoof not meant for anyone under 18. I was threatened lovingly and repeatedly by my readers to write the full version of Pirate Dave. He was born of the need to create a horrific career ending romance novel to destroy a really bad, nasty villainess . . . and Thank you Buddha in a tube top, it worked! I laughed my way through writing this and I hope you will enjoy this small slice of my warped brain. NO, this is not what I normally write, but I certainly had a good time penning it! If you want to read the real romance story, you’ll have to peruse HOW HARD CAN IT BE? You’ll find the first three chapters at the end of the hot mess you’re about to read . . . And now, I give you the career ending novella, (hopefully not mine) otherwise known as PIRATE DAVE AND HIS RANDY ADVENTURES.

After all was said and done, the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time’s best-selling author’s career was successful. Rena Gunderschlict, an accountant with no discernible literary talent, and her band of adorable porno writing grannies came up with the worst piece of literature, (and I use that word loosely), that was ever written. Amazingly enough, it became a cult classic. Who in the hell knew there was an underground need to know and love a Time-Traveling Vampire Warlock with erectile dysfunction and his conjoined lady loves, Laverne and Shirley?

Apparently the need is there and now so is the full version of their story .
This book will make absolutely no sense unless you have read book one - which was beyond amazing!

How Hard Can It Be (Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters #1): Review

What can I say - Pirate Dave & His Randy Adventures was as horribly awful as I expected - it was beyond hilarious and can totally see why it was a career killing novel.  Seeing the whole story in one piece makes me love How Hard Can It Be even more.  Please keep in mind that this book has done exactly what it was supposed to.  It wasn't supposed to be a work of serious literature (or possible be considered literature at all).  It is a spoof at it's best and I laughed the whole way through.

You must all go and read book one (which is a really amazing romantic comedy) so can chuckle along with me when you read this one.

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